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PLUG-AND-PLAY WORKERS
by Laurie "AuzzKD" Smith

How did ENRON finish 5th on the 2001 Fortune 500's list of top 1000 U.S. companies report? Well, we know the answer by now. But, makes me wonder how investors feel about their companies listed below the ENRON ranking!

I dedicate this article to all the Scummy Rat-Bastard employers of corporate America who promote, protect, and reward their vile, maggot-eating, self-serving Management.

EMPLOYEE-SLAPPING POLICY EFFECTIVE
NEW YORK, N.Y. — Frustrated by a tight labor market that has forced them to make unprecedented concessions to employees, several dozen American companies have instituted "employee-slapping" policies, allowing managers to slap workers pretty much whenever they damn well please. . . . . Full Text

U. S. NEWS: POLITICS
House, by 215-214, Gives President Powerful Trading Authority Certain to usher in "glorious new era" where everything is made overseas by children and most Americans are out of work.

U. S. NEWS: BUSINESS

ENRON Eatme

THE ENRON VOICE MAIL SYSTEM, 2002
The folks at WitCity recently dialed up Enron World Headquarters in Houston. Listen to what they heard. . . . . Full Text
ENRON Smuckers

U. S. NEWS: BUSINESS

AndWeShred

ENRON REPLACES ARTHUR ANDERSEN
The new accounting firm will acquire 50% of the employees recently laid off by Arthur Andersen.
The Shreddery


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