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PEACE AND PROSPERITY
by Marie Villarreal

In his weekly radio broadcast to the nation, George  Don't Mess With Texas  Bush discussed the status on the "war on terrorism" and rallied all Americans to "stand united".   He ended the broadcast with a promise to all Americans,   "I am going to Kick the Crap out of those EVIL DOERS and THEN?   - Ya-All are Going to Disneyland!"


OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE OF PEACE AND PROSPERITY IS FINALLY OVER
WASHINGTON, DC—Mere days from assuming the presidency and closing the door on eight years of Bill Clinton, president-elect George W. Bush assured the nation in a televised address Tuesday that "our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity . . . . Full Text



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