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USELESS OLD CRAP

The fortunes of some, eventually become the trash of others.


NEWLY UNEARTHED TIME CAPSULE JUST FULL OF USELESS OLD CRAP
ATCHISON, KS—A deep sense of disappointment gripped the citizens of Atchison, KS, Tuesday, when a 60-year-old time capsule unearthed from the site of a demolished library was found to contain a bunch of useless old crap . . . . Full Text



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