The fresh and hot inside news of today is that one time college drop out Bill Gates, in a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, announced that the Redmond software giant, MICROSOFT Corp., will acquire the Roman Catholic Church in exchange for an unspecified number of shares of MICROSOFT common stock. . . . . More Text

In his weekly radio broadcast to the nation, George  Don't Mess With Texas  Bush discussed the status on the "war on terrorism" and rallied all Americans to "stand united" . . . . More Text

It has come to a sorry state when doctors are organizing to try to initiate legislation to stop their patients from consulting the Internet for all their health needs. What is a bona fide, honest to goodness hypochondriac to do? . . . . More Text

How many times have you watched a movie where the hero is sucked down into a pit of quicksand, only to be saved at the last minute by grabbing a nearby tree branch and pulling himself out? . . . . More Text

Have you noticed the number of "old-timers" hanging out at Denny's or Coco's or IHOP these days? . . . . More Text

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Doogie Washout graduated from Middle School in 1993. Yet when he walked across the stage to accept his diploma from the superintendent of schools, it was a sad day, because Doogie couldn't even read it. . . . . More Text

Over the months I've given you an overview of what possible breakdowns your vehicle could have. My mascot Seagustock will go to work answering your questions and comments. . . . . More Text

How did ENRON finish 5th on the 2001 Fortune 500's list of top 1000 U.S. companies report? . . . . More Text

The fortunes of some, eventually become the trash of others . . . . More Text

It's pretty hard to do a PARODY on gambling because there are only two emotions that tie into that activity: Elation at Winning and sheer devastation at Losing. . . . . More Text

I took the time in my busy schedule to hop a plane for a quick tour of the new facilities being built in Dis. . . . . More Text

Scientists at the University of Guadalajara have successfully copied a picture of a sheep . . . . More Text