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I'M HUNGRY, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY

Have you noticed the number of "old-timers" hanging out at Denny's or Coco's or IHOP these days? These "bargain troughs" have become the nutritional backbone for the elderly. They will tell you that it only began as a "once-a-week" habit, and they never thought it would turn into a "daily" fix. Sadly, some can't even remember why they are there in the first place.


ALZHEIMER'S SUFFERS DEMAND CURE FOR PANCAKE ADDICTION
WASHINGTON, DC—Alzheimer's sufferers from across the nation marched on random buildings throughout Washington, D.C., Washington State, and Iowa City, IA, Monday, demanding that Congress prioritize finding a cure for pancakes . . . . Full Text



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