You can't wait for the next date, but … well, you've been through all this before. Will Major Crush morph into Mr. or Ms. Right? Or is this just the latest in your history of heavy crushes? We are conducting an E-Mail quiz to find out.

We look forward to your responses.

1. How many times have you announced to your friends that you've found the person you want to marry?
   
   A.  None.
   B.  Two or three.
   C.  Uh … maybe six?
   D.  I forget.
   E.  Every Saturday night for the past 10 years.
   
   
2. How long will you spend getting dressed for your next date with Major Crush?
   
   A.  The usual - an hour.
   B.  No more than two hours.
   C.  Three hours, more or less.
   D.  Does the time I spend trying on every outfit I own count?
   E.  Can I count the time I spend sopping after I discover that I look awful in every outfit I already own?
   
   
3. What are the most e-mails you've ever sent a new love in one day? (Be honest!)
   
   A.  Two - to pin down times and directions for a date.
   B.  Five - the directions were kind of confusing.
   C.  Eight - I wasn't sure the first few went through.
   D.  16 - but we had so much to talk about!
   E.  24 - and I only stopped because the computer crashed.
   
   
4. It's your third date, and you're absolutely head-over-heels. A happy couple wheeling a baby in a stroller passes by. You say, "I'd love to have your baby some day." He says:
   
   A.  "We could make beautiful babies together."
   B.  "I'm hoping to have kids some day, too."
   C.  "I don't know … kids are an awful lot of trouble."
   D.  "What, are you out of your mind?"
   E.  "I already have three kids by my wife. Didn't I mention that?"
   
   
5. After you work like a maniac preparing that first home-cooked meal, Major Crush calls and he says regretfully that the boss is forcing everyone to work late. You respond:
   
   A.  "I'm so sorry your company is working you so hard!"
   B.  "Oh, too bad. But I'll keep it warm for you, sweetie."
   C.  "If you really liked me, you'd come anyway."
   D.  "Do you know what Fettuccine Alfredo tastes like cold?"
   E.  "You're seeing somebody else, aren't you? I hate you! I hate you!"
   
   
6. It's the moment you've been waiting for: You're introducing Major Crush to your friends. You spend hours choosing the venue -- a cool but relatively unknown Indonesian restaurant. You make reservations for the gang -- eight of you. Everybody arrives. You all sit down. Major Crush:
   
   A.  Holds your hand above the table, caresses your foot beneath it, and tells the gang how unbelievably attractive you are.
   B.  Puts an arm around you, orders a stiff drink, and laughs at your best friend's jokes.
   C.  Stares at the server.
   D.  Stares at your best friend the whole time.
   E.  Goes home with your best friend.
   
   

EDITOR'S NOTE:
For some of you still in the phase of your life where you are still looking around, have the confidence that you will soon be over your awful dilemma, find someone, settle down and then wish that you were out looking again.