I wrote this book to fill the void that exists when you finally have to bring the baby home. Where's the Operating Manual? Where's the Blue Book on your kid?   As you know, you can get a hell of a lot of bucks for babies, BUT, the longer you keep them the higher the Depreciation value. For instance - you can buy a baby for about $20,000 -- BUT -- in 15yrs you may have to pay someone that amount just to consider the deal.!
It's not easy being a MOM--but Damn-It!  someone's gotta do it!