MadDuck's Humor Farm


"Renting airplanes is like renting sex: It's difficult to arrange on short notice on Saturday, the fun things always cost more, and someone's always looking at their watch."

If God had meant man to fly, he would have given him more money.

What's the purpose of the propeller?
To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!