To do is to be. ---Descartes
To be is to do. ---Voltaire
Do be do be do. ---Frank Sinatra
---Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale,AZ

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
---Rest stop off Route 81, WV

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,TX